2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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