dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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