I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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