shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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