good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
His hands were made for my vagina.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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