Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Someone signed my nipple.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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