We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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