so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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