Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Naked Twister starts at high noon
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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