sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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