I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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