I don't think brook has ever known best
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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