I think scott just propositioned me for sex
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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