Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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