Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Your penis caused this!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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