And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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