So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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