Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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