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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You were right. It hurts to walk today.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him

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  After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.

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• (760): View more from California

  I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What's the mantra for Sunday?

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  I will not have sex with him.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)

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  New phone new life!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?

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