IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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