Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.