i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.