Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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