god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Sorry about my life...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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