'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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