i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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