they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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