he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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