Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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