the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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