so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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