At least make sure they are 18
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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