FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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