Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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