Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I looked at my own cervix.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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