just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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