i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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