I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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