that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
