I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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