I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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