literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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