my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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