went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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