Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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