Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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