Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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