After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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