i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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