I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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