$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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