I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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