He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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