But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
