hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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