Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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