JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Everclear isn't food dammit
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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