party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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