Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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