If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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