one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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