Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
